(Parenthetically Speaking)

by K. Patrick Glover

This Is A Blog...

...something you've probably worked out by now. Here you can find, well, me. Along with works of fiction, ridiculous opinions and inane ramblings. All by, well, me. Which is what you would expect, I suppose.

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Katie West

Posted By admin on May 3, 2009

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Anyone who reads Warren Ellis’ blog knows about Katie West. For those that don’t, allow me to introduce one of the most talented young photographer / models on the internet. Don’t just take my word for it, go explore…

She can be found on flickr and at her own site.

Mild warning, while not pornographic, her images often include nudity. If you think that might short circuit your wiring or something then obviously, don’t clicky.

The posted photo is copyright 2009 by Katie West

To R or Not To R

Posted By admin on May 3, 2009

There’s been a lot of discussion over the last couple of years about movie ratings, specificaly about films coming out as PG-13 when fans believe they should have been rated R. Of course, these are usually followed up with an unrated DVD release containing pretty much what the R rated film would have contained.

The latest film getting smacked around with such criticism is the upcoming Terminator: Salvation starring Christian Bale. It’s also been leveled at Wolverine: Origins and I’m sure it’ll be raised several more time before the year is out. It’s been a commonly used weapon against horror films like The Ring and The Grudge and action flicks like the latest Die Hard movie and Taken with Liam Neeson.

Before we jump into the artistic merit of such things, let’s look at some numbers. According to a 2007 study by the MPAA, 38% of the movie going audience falls between the ages of 12 and 24. That number becomes 41% when you change that from moviegoer to frequent moviegoer (frequent being defined as someone who sees at least one film a month in theaters.) There are 48 million teen age or college aged moviegoers. More importantly, younger viewers tend to see movies more than once and the admissions by age group chart isn’t even close.

So it’s obvious that releasing a film under an R rating can cut off a significant portion of its potential audience. For a film that cost $30 million to make, that might not be such a risk, but if that film cost $100 million or more….

So what do you really lose when you downscale a film to PG-13? What disappears. Nudity is probably the first victim. You’re not going to see a lot of skin in a PG-13 flick. Graphic violence is going to go. Not all violence mind you, the ratings board is much more open to brutality that you might believe, but certainly the most graphic is going to go. And of course, the word ‘fuck’ is going away. Can’t have our younger ones exposed to such course language, even though they probably heard it two hundred times while standing in line.

Now, there are films that absolutely require these things. There’s no way you could shoot Pulp Fiction without the word ‘fuck’. It simply wouldn’t work. (Nor would anything else by Tarantino, let’s face it. Same for Kevin Smith. These guys can’t express themselves without the word and rightfully so.) You couldn’t do a film like Sex, Lies And Videotape without some pretty graphic sex, and you certainly couldn’t pull off something like Saw or Hostel without some pretty gross onscreen violence. (Not sure I would want to pull off such a film, but that’s an entirely different argument.)

But do you really need such violence just to tell a scary story? The Ring grossed $250 million worldwide, on a budget of under $50 million. Apparently not. As for action films, does Bruce Willis really need to say Yippee-kai-ay-muther fucker, for the film to be exciting? Have you ever seen a James Bond film? Or an Indiana Jones adventure. Films can be exciting and even violent and still maintain that PG-13 rating, often with trims so slight that you’d miss them if you blinked. Look at last summer’s Dark Knight, a film so dark and brooding that many believe it was rated R.

Terminator doesn’t have to be R to be a good film. It just needs to be a good film. Maybe that’s something somebody should have told the makers of Wolverine, they appear to have flubbed both halves of the equation…..

In The Electric Mist

Posted By admin on April 22, 2009

2403810ae7a0a7a4e4770210lAdapting a novel to film is a tricky business. You have to distill a story designed for another medium into its essence, then translate that essence into a visual story, all without betraying the story, or more important, the spirit of the story. Bringing a series character to life presents even more challenges. You have to be true not just to the original novel, but to the spirit of all the books.

In The Electric Mist is based on a novel by James Lee Burke. It’s an important book in the long running series of novels about former New Orleans cop Dave Robicheaux. It’s also the least likely book in the series to make it to film. Much of the story is introspective, some of it hallucinogenic. As a novel, it works best with a knowledge of all that comes before it.

The movie doesn’t have that luxury. It must tell its tale without foreknowledge or outside context. For the most part, it succeeds. There are a few loose ends floating around, (some of which, I suspect, wound up on the cutting room floor) but what we get is a satisfying thriller in and of itself.

Maybe more importantly, it’s also true to Burke’s Louisiana. The film revels in its atmosphere, from stately old manners to mosquito infested swamps, New Iberia is brought vividly to life. Characters often speak in cryptic metaphors that roll off the tongue in almost musical bayou accents.

Tommy Lee Jones inhabits the character of Dave Robicheaux in a way that few could. Much better than his predecessor, Alec Baldwim, who played the character in 1996’s Heaven’s Prisoners.

The supporting cast is uniformly good, but John Goodman deserves special mention for his portrayal of Baby Feet Balboni, giving a multi layered performance that goes far beyond the source material.

A Life - In And Out of Time - One

Posted By admin on April 19, 2009

Begin at the beginning and go on till you come to the end: then stop.

LEWIS CARROLL


The man froze, like a deer in headlights.

Or in this case, a lot of headlights. He stood, stock still, in the center of Madison Street, cars screeching to a stop to avoid hitting him. His clothes were antiquated and formal, but they also looked unworn. An old fashioned tweed suit, including vest, all buttoned tightly. A gold chain from his belt loop to his pocket brought to mind a pocket watch and a classic bowler hat sat atop his head.

His expression was one of utter terror.

Susan Pelagrin, who had seen the cars screeching and skidding from the window of the book shop where she had been looking for a gift, bolted outside when she saw the cause of the near accident. She rushed to the man’s side and tried to lead him back to the relative safety of the sidewalk.

It was a hard sell, but gradually she managed to calm him down enough to get him out of the middle of the road and over to a nearby bench. The cars, after some angry honking and gesturing, resumed their respective journeys.

“Are you all right?” She asked the man, but he remained silent. “I’m Dr. Pelagrin, I’m a psychiatrist. Well, a student psychiatrist, at any rate. I can help you.”

The man turned toward her and met her eyes for the first time. Susan was an attractive young woman, but he didn’t notice. He saw nothing but her deep blue, almost hypnotic eyes. “Help me?” he whispered. “Help me recover from madness? Are you a student of Sigmund’s?”

“Freud? In a way, I suppose.”

“Such a nice man, Sigmund, but I think some of his theories are rather daft, don’t you?”

Susan phrased her next question carefully. “You speak as if you know him.”

“I do, young lady. We’ve supped together on many an occasion. He was a great help to my younger brother. He had a bit of a cocaine problem.”

Susan took a deep breath. Don’t shatter the illusion, she thought. Not yet. “I’m afraid I haven’t gotten your name, sir.”

The man held himself up straight, said, “Thomas Jeremy Bantham, at your service,” then actually took off his hat and bowed before her.

“Well, Mr. Bantham, you’ve obviously suffered quite a shock of some kind. Perhaps we should go somewhere where we can get you checked out, make sure you’re okay.”

Bantham shook his head. “I am far from okay, young lady. I believe I have gone utterly mad. Could you perhaps escort me to Bedlam?”

This is the beginning of a much larger piece that will be serialized here as time and inclination permits. Each new installment will have it’s own entry, but you can always read the entirety of the piece as it exists at that time by clicking on the tab at the top that reads “A Life - In And Out of Time”.

You Should Be Reading - Robert Crais

Posted By admin on April 19, 2009

I discovered Mr. Crais, quite by accident, about two weeks ago. It was one of those moments of intense boredom and I was browsing the books at the grocery store. Chasing The Darkness, his newest paperback release, was at the front of the rack. It seemed just the right moment to try something new. It was the latest book in a long running series about private eye Elvis Cole and his partner Joe Pike, a genre I always enjoyed.

It took me two nights to get through that book (and it was two because I couldn’t stay up all night, I had to work the next day) and when I put it down, I couldn’t wait to get my hands on more. I read through Crais’ wikipedia entry, then a few interviews where I could find them.

It’s worth noting that he recommends reading his later books before his early ones, as they are very different in tone and much more sophisticated in style. I picked up L.A. Requiem and The Last Detective. The thrill I found in Chasing The Darkness was amplified. I literally couldn’t put these books down. I’m now moving on to The Forgotten Man and by the end of the month, I’ll probably have devoured the whole series.

I won’t say too much about plot, these books deserve a cold read, but I’ll go this far: Cole and Pike very much follow the modern, tough guy, P.I. archetype so perfectly created by Robert. B. Parker. They are Spenser and Hawk, all over again. But where Parker’s creations live in a fast paced, formulaic, world of adventure where the good guys always win in the end, Cole and Pike live in a world with the moral complexity of a James Ellroy novel. You’re never on solid ground in Crais’ Los Angeles, you’re never sure just where the darkness will take you.

I recommend beginning your journey with L.A. Requiem…..

Decisions by K. Patrick Glover

Posted By admin on April 19, 2009

The old man sat in the dimly lit bar, thinking about his past. He had a lit cigarette in front of him, but it sat untouched in the ashtray and he watched the curls of smoke drift away from it. The bartender eyed him, but did not ask if he wanted a drink. The old man had been coming into the bar every day for a month now, and it was always the same. He’d light a cigarette, but not smoke it. He’d stare at the bottles behind the wall and his eyes would drift into the past. He never ordered a drink.

Until today. “Scotch, please. Neat.”

The bartender nodded and poured his drink.

“What’s your name, son?” The old man asked.

“Eddie.” He said it hesitantly, unsure how much he wanted to reveal to the old man.

“It’s all about choices, wouldn’t you say, Eddie?”

“I’m not sure I follow you.”

The old man chuckled. It was a dry, rasping, hideous noise. “Every step of the way, Eddie. Every choice we make, it defines who we are. Like that girl in Austin, back in ‘62. That could have worked out differently. It was my choice, you know. I choose the bottle. Son, I always choose the bottle.

“I had a son, once, long time ago. Wasn’t worth much, but that was probably my fault. Killed himself over a woman. Probably for the best. Like I said, he wasn’t worth much. Saved me the trouble.”

“The Trouble?” Eddie was getting more and more uneasy.

“Then there was that hooker in Reno. Such a shame, really. Pretty girl.”

“I’m not sure I understand this, sir.”

“They’re dead, Eddie. They’re all dead. Decisions, Decisions.”

“How do you make such an awful decision,” Eddie gasped.

“Well, son,” the old man smiled, “the scotch usually helps.”

And Eddie noticed the long handled knife that now lay atop the bar…..

Warren’s Ignition City

Posted By admin on April 9, 2009




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Out this week! Run out and buy one (or three)…..

Depression Is A Strange Animal

Posted By admin on April 9, 2009

Having past forty and not accomplished ALL that I had planned on accomplishing by this point has left me feeling like I’m traped in some crazy form of Limbo, unable to push past my own preconceived notions and actually do something, anything.

I spent my day off work on Tuesday lying on the couch watching Batman - The Animated Series. For 14 straight hours.

I need to be writing. And I am, in fits and starts, but I need a schedule, I need to be doing it reliably and regularly. I need to find a way to push all the other stress factors (and damn if there isn’t a fuckload of them) out of the way, even if just for an hour or two, and concentrate on creating.

I use to think whiskey was the answer, but I’ve been watching a good friend circle the drain of late and it’s kind of taken away my taste for the stuff.

I know I need SOMETHING, some help, some nudge, some….

The Beauty of Wordles

Posted By admin on January 21, 2009

So, I saw this Wordle today of Obama’s Inaguration Speech, and fell in love with the concept….

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So I did a Wordle of my little blog and got this…

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This is from Warren’s blog….

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and one from SEB….

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and finally, my friend Elana’s blog….

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Aren’t they just fucking wonderful? I know, I know, I’m a geek….

Well, It’s a Different World Now, Isn’t It?

Posted By admin on January 18, 2009

About three months have gone by since last we spoke. Much has changed in the world. The economy is (if you believe the experts) on the verge of exploding and killing us all. There is war on the Gaza Strip (again. Or has it stopped now? I can never keep track.) Obama is less than a week away from being sworn in as our next Grand High Poobah, and he’s actually figured a way to get Hilary out of the country (if only a temporary one).

But you know what? I’m still living paycheck to paycheck, my wife’s still off to college, I’m still plodding away at my novel in what I laughingly refer to as my spare time. I had one car die on me last month and the new one is behaving in funny ways (like sliding into snowbanks and refusing to open its windows.

So, life goes on, in all its ragged glory. I shall endeavor to make my appearances here more frequent, but you know how that goes.  Those desperate enough to here from me more often can check my twitter feed, or jus drop me an email at kpatrickglover at yahoo.com.